The updated 9 ages of man (apologies to Shakespeare )
1. Hey I knew your grand father, Great Entrepreneur. Good man!
2. Ah, are you Fantastic Mums son. She was amazing.
3. Hey did you graduate from Best over-Hyped School? Cool alumni!
4. Cool , I see you worked at Unicorn.com. Great firm.
5. I met you when you were the CXO at Big Money Bank or Called Dropped Telco
6. I attended your lecture at Visit Us Conference.
7. I signed up for your webinar on Very Important Topic. Intriguing approach
8. Your book on Big new Idea was pretty cool
9. Are you Famous Person? I follow you on linked in! Cool posts.